“HOSTILES ON THE HILL” — A Bad Lip Reading of The Empire Strikes Back


*** You can turn these captions off and on with the CC button Hey Dak, you got that backing track? Turn it on! Oh yeah Go ahead, pump it up Uh, I’d love to catch a firefly that’s far away I see your whole crew staring as I put this beat down Mmm, you’re like a soup can I’m like Superman I saw Veronica the girl that put you OFF blast Cause you played harmonica in art class I know you want her, too But you don’t move ’cause you don’t have any shoes You touch a pom-pom I touch an A-Bomb Mmm, aw yeahhh Oh look it’s a bad guy Don’t worry about it, Darius Cuz I’m a mile high and I’m the scariest I ride so hard I got you tripping You seeing how I’m flowing not dripping I think YOU’RE tripping, dog I’ll pour sauce all up on your very nice pants I like romance, you can’t dance Heart attack on deck, ain’t got a chance Kinda bright out, think I’ll put your lights out It’s not about what they want You just gotta walk your walk It’s not about what you wear It’s all about where you are I wish I wasn’t so dang sweet I wish I wasn’t so dang sweet So dang sweet, so dang sweet I wish I wasn’t so dang sweet You are like cinnamon Hey guys what you doing? Come again? I’m avoiding death And I’m really freaking Thinking somebody’s gonna shoot me You’ll be good bro I just wanna see a tree And you will! GYahhH! NO I WON’T! Sassy bad guy what do you wanna say? Before my friend pulls your legs away Cuz pretty soon, you’ll literally be tripping Here comes a hot poker What we do is wrap it wrap it round round Then we make it fall down You are like cinnamon! I wish I wasn’t so dang sweet, so dang sweet, so dang sweet What we do is wrap it wrap it round round Then we make it fall down You are like cinnamon! Hey see if you can give it more bass Hey! Where’s the music Dak is dead I wish I wasn’t so dang sweet, so dang sweet, so dang sweet It’s not about what they want You just gotta walk your walk I wish I wasn’t so dang sweet, so dang sweet, so dang sweet It’s not about what you wear [guttural growling sound] Dak? Hey guys! I think – I think Dak is a zombie! Really? What do you mean? I mean he’s a freaking zombie! But wait, didn’t your ship just get shot? Yes, but… ZOMBIE That IS terrible Yeah, you think? You are like cinnamon!

100 Replies to ““HOSTILES ON THE HILL” — A Bad Lip Reading of The Empire Strikes Back”

  1. I don't get why every other comment is about the cinnamon lyric. I think it's funny but not the best part of the song.

  2. Wedge Antillies saying "avoiding death" is actually very accurate, as I believe that he's the only named character who wasn't a main character to fight in and survive Yavin, Hoth, and Endor.

  3. "Hey guys I think daks a zombie"
    "Didn't your ship just crash"
    Yeah but he's a freaking zombie"
    ".*that it terrible* "

  4. "I wish I wasn't so dang sweet, so dang sweet, so dang sweet. I wish I wasn't so dang sweet, so dang sweet, so dang sweet"

    " * You are like cinnamon* "

  5. [Luke Skywalker:]
    Hey Dak, you got that backing track?
    Turn it on!
    Oh yeah
    Go ahead pump it up
    Uh

    I'd love to catch a firefly that's far away
    I see your whole crew staring as I put this beat down
    You're like a soup can
    I'm like Superman
    I saw Veronica, the girl that put you off blast 'cause you played harmonica in art class
    I know you want her too
    But you don't move cause you don't have any shoes
    You touch a pom-pom
    I touch an A-bomb
    Mm! Aw yeah

    Twenty nights in the ice is a long time
    When there's hostiles on the hill
    It's not about what they want
    You just gotta walk your walk
    Twenty nights in the ice is a long time
    When there's hostiles on the hill
    It's not about what you wear
    It's all about where you are

    [Luke Skywalker:]
    Look it's a bad guy

    [General Veers:]
    Don't worry about it Darius
    'Cause I'm a mile high and I'm the scariest

    [Luke Skywalker:]
    I ride so hard I got you trippin'
    You seein' how I'm flowing not drippin'

    [General Veers:]
    I think you're trippin' dawg

    [Luke Skywalker:]
    I'll pour sauce all up on your very nice pants
    I like romance
    You can't dance
    Heart attack on deck, ain't gotta chance
    Kinda bright out, think I'll put your lights out

    Twenty nights in the ice is a long time
    When there's hostiles on the hill
    It's not about what they want
    You just gotta walk your walk
    Twenty nights in the ice is a long time
    When there's hostiles on the hill
    It's not about what you wear
    It's all about where you are

    [Luke Skywalker:]
    I wish I wasn't so dang sweet
    So dang sweet
    So dang sweet
    I wish I wasn't so dang sweet

    [Wedge Antilles:]
    You are like cinnamon

    [Luke Skywalker:]
    I wish I wasn't so dang sweet
    So dang sweet
    So dang sweet
    I wish I wasn't so dang sweet

    [Wedge Antilles:]
    You are like cinnamon

    [Luke Skywalker:]
    Hey guys, what you doin'?

    [Wedge Antilles:]
    Avoiding death

    [Luke Skywalker:]
    Come again?

    [Wedge Antilles:]
    I'm avoiding death

    [Zev Senesca:]
    And I'm really freaking thinking somebody's gonna shoot me

    [Luke Skywalker:]
    You'll be good bro

    [Zev Senesca:]
    I just wanna see a tree

    [Luke Skywalker:]
    And you will!

    [Zev Senesca:]
    Aah! No I won't!

    [General Veers:]
    Shame he won't be at the barbecue
    Then again, I guess he is a barbecue
    Technically, my lies are probably true
    Tell your mama not to burn my shoes

    [Luke Skywalker:]
    Sassy bad guy, what do you want to say?
    Before my friend pulls your legs away
    'Cause pretty soon you'll literally be trippin'

    [Wedge Antilles:]
    He comes a hot poker

    What we do is
    Wrap it, wrap it round, round
    Then we make it fall down

    [Wedge Antilles:]
    You are like cinnamon

    [Luke Skywalker:]
    I wish I wasn't so dang sweet
    So dang sweet
    So dang sweet

    What we do is
    Wrap it, wrap it round, round
    Then we make it fall down

    [Wedge Antilles:]
    You are like cinnamon!

    Twenty nights in the ice is a long time
    When there's hostiles on the hill
    It's not about what they want
    You just gotta walk your walk
    Twenty nights in the ice is a long time
    When there's hostiles on the hill
    It's not about what you wear
    It's all about where you are

    [Luke Skywalker:]
    Hey see if you can give it more bass
    Hey!
    Where's the music?
    Ugh, Dak is dead!
    I wish I wasn't so dang sweet
    So dang sweet
    So dang sweet
    It's not about what they want
    You just gotta walk your walk
    I wish I wasn't so dang sweet
    So dang sweet
    So dang sweet
    It's not about what you wear
    It's all about where you are
    Dak?
    Hey guys, I think Dak is a zombie!

    [Wedge Antilles:]
    Really? What do you mean?

    [Luke Skywalker:]
    I mean he's a freakin' zombie

    [Wedge Antilles:]
    But wait, didn't your ship just get shot?

    [Luke Skywalker:]
    Yes but… zombie!

    [Wedge Antilles:]
    That is terrible

    [Luke Skywalker:]
    Yeah, you think?

    [Wedge Antilles:]
    You are like cinnamon

  6. The hostiles are the seagulls that love on the place that’s not a moon in the bushes of love in a colony where the chicken duck women things are friends

  7. 1) Hilarious and chatchy.
    2)So good I have watched them a seriously unhealthy amount of time (probably at LEAST 6 times for each song a day).
    3)So good I knew almost all the words to all of them after the first few times I watched them.
    Edit:4)They are SO good that I downloaded all of them on spotify so I can put them on repeat when I'm in the car.
    5)My saviour.

    Thanks you Bad lip reading for making my favourite songs in existants.

  8. L Y R I C S

    I’d love to catch a firefly this far away
    I see your whole crew starin as I put this beat down
    mm
    You’re like a soup can
    I’m like Superman
    I saw Veronica, the girl who put you off blast cause you played harmonica in art class
    I know you want her to, but you don’t move cause you don’t have any shoes
    You touch a pom-pom?
    I touch an A-bomb
    mm, Aw yeah

    (20 nights in the ice is a long time)
    (When there’s hostiles on the hill)
    It’s not about what they want
    You just gotta walk your walk
    (20 nights in the ice is a long time)
    (When there’s hostiles on the hill)
    It’s not about what you wear
    It’s all about where you are

    Oh look it’s a bad guy
    [Don’t worry bout it Darius]
    [Cause I’m a mile high and I’m the scariest]
    I ride so hard
    I got you trippin
    You’re seein how I’m flowin not drippin
    [I think you’re trippin dog]
    Pour sauce all up on your very nice pants
    I like romance
    You can’t dance
    Heart attack on deck
    Ain’t got a chance
    Kinda bright out
    Think I’ll put your lights out

    (20 nights in the ice is a long time)
    (When there’s hostiles on the hill)
    It’s not about what they want
    You just gotta walk your walk
    (20 nights in the ice is a long time)
    (When there’s hostiles on the hill)
    It’s not about what you wear
    It’s all about where you are

    I wish I wasn’t so dang sweet
    So dang sweet
    So dang sweet
    I wish I wasn’t so dang sweet
    {You are like cinnamon}
    I wish I wasn’t so dang sweet
    So dang sweet
    So dang sweet
    I wish I wasn’t so dang sweet
    {You are like cinnamon}

    Hey guys, whatcha doing?
    {Avoiding death}
    Come again?
    {I’m avoiding death}
    And I’m really freaking
    Thinking somebody’s gonna shoot me
    You’ll be good bro
    I just wanna see a tree
    And you will
    Yaah
    No I won’t

    [Shame he won’t be at the barbecue]
    [Then again I guess he is a barbecue]
    [Technically my lies are probably true]
    [Tell your mama not to burn my shoes]

    Sassy bad guy
    What do you wanna say?
    Before my friend pulls your legs away
    Cause pretty soon you’ll literally be trippin
    {Here comes a hot poker}

    (What we do is)
    Wrap it wrap it round round
    Then we make it fall down
    {You are like cinnamon}
    (What we do is) I wish I wasn’t so dang sweet
    So dang sweet
    So dang sweet
    (What we do is)
    Wrap it wrap it round round
    Then we make it fall down
    (You are like cinnamon)

    (20 nights in the ice is a long time)
    (When there’s hostiles on the hill)
    It’s not about what they want
    You just gotta walk your walk
    (20 nights in the ice is a long time)
    (When there’s hostiles on the hill)
    It’s not about what you wear
    It’s all about where you are

    TALKING
    Hey see if you can give it more bass.
    *friend dies*
    Hey!
    Where’s the music?
    Ugh.
    Dak is dead.

    I wish I wasn’t so dang sweet
    So dang sweet
    So dang sweet
    It’s not about what they want
    You just gotta walk your walk
    I wish I wasn’t so dang sweet
    So dang sweet
    So dang sweet

    TALKING
    *friend growls*
    Dak?
    shudder
    Hey guys?
    I think Dak is a zombie!
    {Really what do you mean?}
    I mean he’s a freakin zombie!
    {Oh wait didn’t your ship just get shot?}
    Yes but zombie!
    {That is terrible}
    Yeah, you think?

    {You are like cinnamon}

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